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Week of 5/3/09

"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
--Charles Darwin

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it."
--Pablo Picasso

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Sunday
05Oct2008

Fairfield Estates in da house....

You can't spell check community pride...

 

This banner has been hanging on the fence of our community pool for TWO weeks! Being the grammar elitist that I am, I had to share this with other grammar elitists out there. 

That bit of nastiness behind us, it is important to remember to get involved in your community. Meet your neighbors, attend a city council meeting, scuffle with your neighborhood association (I bare those scars!)...you can't complain about people in power making the rules if you are not a part of the process. It's not only your duty, it's your right! 

REMINDER: Monday, October 6 is the deadline in Texas to register to vote. Many counties let you do it online...what are you waiting for!??!



Sunday
28Sep2008

I'm Just Gonna Have to Get Back to Ya!

Instant classic! Is there anyone funnier than Tina Fey? 

 

Less than 40 days to go. Don't forget to vote!

Tuesday
23Sep2008

News you can't use

I've stopped watching the news. I know, I know. Being a former news hound that's blasphemy. But can you blame me? Here's the rundown of a typical newscast:

  1. Top story - Gas shortages in Dallas:  donating bodily fluids for gas.
  2. Cowboys QB Tony Romo is <insert verb> today with <insert blonde>.
  3. The $700 BILLION economic bailout  <show graphic of taxpayer grabbing colon>
  4. Human interest story - Graffiti artists for Christ (WWJSP...What would Jesus Spray Paint)? 
  5. Obligatory suburban/white flight story - neighborhood associations restrict pruning of Crepe Myrtles (gasp)!
  6. Weather - Sunny with a slight chance of weatherman completely wrong! 
  7. Uncomfortable anchor chat out of weather - "Speaking of the deadly hurricane, a serial killer is on the loose..."
  8. Sports - Cowboys, Cowboys,  ancient sportscaster commentary on how everything is going to hell, Cowboys 

Cut to commercial of horny old guy on erectile dysfunction medication in a bath tub with his significant other in the middle of a meadow. That's a wrap.  

 

Monday
15Sep2008

Stop. Look. Listen. Give.

Years ago when I left the oh-so-glamorous wold of television news, I landed a gig as the spokesperson for the American Red Cross. Little did I know the impact it would have on me to this very day.

Watching the destruction that Ike caused over the weekend reminded me of the days and nights I spent responding to similar disasters across the state and country. I've been there, comforting people who only hours before had a roof over their heads and food on the table. I've waded though chest-deep flood waters, delivering food and cleaning supplies to families who weren't about to leave their home, no matter how much damage was done.

Seeing the scores of people who lost everything this weekend reminded me of a moment I hadn't thought of in years. Back in 1997, San Antonio suffered through a "hundred year flood." Many parts of the city were underwater including this area around Cibolo creek near Schertz, TX. Near the creek was a mobile home community that bore the brunt of the massive floodwaters. When I arrived on the scene, I was approached by a big burly guy who asked me if I had an extra cleaning kit in my car. I did, so I led him back to my car. Being the PR guy  at the scene, I had a camera around my neck so he asked me what I did. I told him besides handling media,  it my was my job to tell the story of the Red Cross and the type of assistance that we provided. He was grateful for all that we had done for him, so he invited me back to his home to "snap all the pictures I wanted." 

We left the dry ground where I had parked my car and began wading into the flood waters toward his mobile home. Once inside, I saw the destruction that mother nature is capable of. Mud caked the floor, the walls, everything. And that smell. People who have worked floods know what I am talking about...it's a mixture mud, septic tanks, and God knows what else. I began taking a few pics when I noticed a brand new TV perched high atop two bookcases that were tied together. He saw me looking at the TV and started to chuckle. He said that he had just bought it two weeks ago. He spent more than a year saving for it as a surprise for his wife. He worked overtime, sometimes weekends, to buy a TV for his young bride. He told me how he stayed behind as his wife left for a shelter to make sure that TV wasn't destroyed. At that moment, he began to sob. The weight of the world all of a sudden became a bit too heavy. That TV to him wasn't just another disposable possession that we all take for granted. It symbolized his love for his wife, his pride in his hard work, and his determination to take control of a situation that was uncontrollable. 

So, for the next few weeks I'm not going to worry about the lipstick on the pig. I'm not going to take any trips on the "bridge to nowhere." And, I'm not going to worry about the greedy, granite and gold financial institutions crumbling all around us. I'm going to pray for the thousands of people who wake up everyday and feel that all hope is lost. They need our help. 

www.redcross.org

www.salvationarmy.org



Monday
08Sep2008

Bobcats, Mustangs, and hair loss...oh my!

"He's a drop-back quarterback, why in the hell are you running the option!!??!" 

-- Loud, surly, unidentified Texas State football fan

That basically sums up my saturday night watching my  alma mater (latin for "college degree I'll never use") Texas State University Bobcats. They were in town this weekend playing the SMU Mustangs and my alumni association hosted a little shindig before the game. Old lady irony was in full force as guys I used to build beer can pyramids with were now building beer bellies and complaining about how there was no unsweetened tea in the alumni tent. "Whoa, pace yourselves fellas," I murmured to myself patronizingly as I sipped my Diet Coke.


It was interesting to see all of us "old-timers" juxtaposed against the current students and the recent graduates. What they saw in us is that their degree might actually lead them somewhere. We saw in them a chance to dust off our keg stand skills. 

And the circle of life continues...