Eyes up here, guys...
Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 03:09PM May is just around the corner and 2008 is almost half-way over. I thought it would be a good time to do a status check on my New Years resolutions to see where I stand in this sham of a tradition. Here goes...
Be a better parent: Well, I did teach my three year old son Sam to say, "Bro's before Ho's." AND, not one of my daughters are wearing clear heels and/or cooking up meth in our hall bathroom. I think we can call this one a success.
Learn Spanish: Let's see...I've downloaded all of the Coffee Break Spanish podcasts (58 episodes to be exact). How many have I listened to? Maybe cinco. I think I need a little help with this one.
Lose 20 pounds: OK...this one takes some explaining. After I tore my calf muscle I underwent this radical new rehabilitation procedure of drinking enormous amounts of alcohol while sitting motionless for three months. Surprisingly, the 20-pounds is now 25-pounds. However, my man-boobs are quite the attention getter at happy hour. I'm gonna miss all those free drinks.
Reader Comments (2)
Victoria Secrets' awesome sale is in May. Manzierre here you come.
Man boobs are underrated, Flanny... you go gir...er... guy.
Just talked with Toni D the other day. Sounds like a San Marcos reunion lunch is in order soon, pal.